| Name | Max Ammo | |
| Crowbar | There is nothing so satisfying as the bone-jarrin' feeling of a cold piece of steel laid across a warm skull. | Unlimited |
| .454 Casull pistol | This ain't no pea-shooter, boy. She packs quite a punch and is real accurate from a distance. | 198 Bullets |
| Shotgun | The primary weapon for some up-close and personal killin'. Tap her gently to let off a single load, or lean on her to empty both barrels. | 50 Shells |
| Ranch Rifle | Pssst... Don't tell sheriff Hobbes now, but we done modified this baby to be fully automatic. Remember, fire in controlled bursts if ya don't wanna be shootin' at the sky... | 200 Bullets |
| Dynamite | Light them, throw them, then go the hell out of there. Don't wait to long. :) | 30 Sticks |
| Crossbow | This is a very good long distance weapon. | 30 Sticks (Uses the same Ammo as dynamite) |
| Rip Saw | This here is your dual-purpose killin' machine--one mode gives ya that close-up chainsaw action, while the other is perfect few some long-distance mutilation. Best watch out for that nasty rebound now. | 30 Saw Blades |
| Alien Arm Gun | Well know, them tendons is a little slimy, and the fireworks it lets out'll burn the hair on your arms clean off , but I'll be damned if this thing won't crispify just about anything. | 99 Bolts |
| Power Keg | Thems give new meanin' to the phrase "Handle with care." I wouldn't even recommend fartin' too close to these things. You can set 'em off with just about anything... Just make shore you shoot 'em from a safe distance. | 1 Keg |
| Bowling Ball | This is a not really a weapon... does no damage, but it is a funny weapon still... Try this one out on chickens! | 1 Bowling Ball |
| Alien Bra Gun | Use this weapon only if there are lots of enemies around you. Then they are all dead. :) | 200 bra bullets |